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No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean. For words are slippery, and thought is viscous.

langste:

when i find a good song i listen to it on repeat for so long that after a while i can never listen to it again 

(via daisybuchanans)

me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

(Source: niknak79, via megustamemes)

I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.

(via fashionisendless)

(Source: buddhacoffee, via probalicious)

did-you-kno:

Skittle Burger Recipe

  1. Get skittles
  2. Smash em together
  3. Eat it.

(via zenobiad)

Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

(Source: simpleflaw, via nowordslefttosay)

thesonic-and-thewand:

A moment of silence for the camera man who died for these shots

(Source: i-m-always-angry, via assistant-tothe-regionalmanager)

blueroctober:

                                                   “Arts in Apples”

(Source: mad-variables, via tosee-her-abs)

normal people flirting: hey you're cute
me: so do you like breadsticks?
joyuntiltheveryend:

The truest GPOY ever.

joyuntiltheveryend:

The truest GPOY ever.

(Source: staypozitive)